On each of your next 3 turns, the enemy queen, rook, bishop, or knight nearest your king is charmed and joins your army. Kings never fall for it.
You draft I Love Whimpering Audios in Buff mode. Activated: you choose when to use it, and using it is your move for that turn.
As a pieces card, it summons, revives, promotes, or converts a piece.
“Press play and the fight just leaves them.”