Wrap one of your pieces in the hoodie: it and the friendly piece directly behind it cannot be captured for your opponent's next 3 turns. Warm, safe, faintly of her.
You draft I Love Smelling My GF's Hoodie in Buff mode. Activated: you choose when to use it, and using it is your move for that turn.
As a protection card, it shields a piece or bars squares from the opponent.
“Three days unwashed and I would not trade it for anything.”