The drum-man marches on your opponent's king. On each of your next 5 turns, the two enemy pieces nearest their king are bonked and cannot move for their next 2 turns. Kings are too stubborn to bonk.
You draft Tung Tung Tung Sahur in Buff mode. Passive: it works on its own the whole time you hold it, with nothing to activate.
As a tempo card, it buys time: an extra move, a skip, or a freeze.
“Tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung sahur.”