Once within your next 8 turns: when an enemy move puts your king in check, the check is misfiled and your king is relocated to a random empty square that is not attacked. If no safe square exists, the filing stands.
You draft Heavenly Bureaucracy in Buff mode. Passive: it works on its own the whole time you hold it, with nothing to activate.
As a protection card, it shields a piece or bars squares from the opponent.
“Form 7-K (Regicide, Attempted) is missing a signature.”