For your opponent's next 5 turns, one randomly chosen enemy slider type (bishop, rook or queen) is limited to moves of 2 squares that turn.
You draft Emergency Patch in Buff mode. Passive: it works on its own the whole time you hold it, with nothing to activate.
As a protection card, it shields a piece or bars squares from the opponent.
“Known issue: your rooks. Fix ETA: five turns.”
Affects your opponent's bishops, rooks, and queens.