A giant checkers piece visits for 8 of your turns: its square is impassable to absolutely everyone, and after each of your moves it shuffles one square in a random direction. It does not understand the rules and cannot be captured.
You draft My Cousin From Out of Town in either mode. Activated: you choose when to use it, and using it is your move for that turn.
As a item card, it is a one-use consumable, drafted in either mode.
“He thinks the horses are cheating.”