Go incognito for 5 of your turns: your king wears sunglasses, and your first capture while disguised earns 15 seconds.
You draft Alt Account in Buff mode. Passive: it works on its own the whole time you hold it, with nothing to activate.
As a tempo card, it buys time: an extra move, a skip, or a freeze.
“Definitely a guest account. Definitely not you.”